{"id":702,"date":"2008-09-29T22:11:27","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T20:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guy.pastre.eu\/?p=702"},"modified":"2008-09-29T22:11:27","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T20:11:27","slug":"la-cyber-education-sexuelle-une-histoire-de-mots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/?p=702","title":{"rendered":"La cyber-\u00c3\u00a9ducation sexuelle : Une histoire de mots !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Un peu d&rsquo;humour (peut-\u00c3\u00aatre r\u00c3\u00a9chauff\u00c3\u00a9 pour certains) en cette p\u00c3\u00a9riode morose !<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*****************<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"93\" height=\"128\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-706\" title=\"baby-boy\" src=\"http:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/baby-boy.png\" alt=\"\" \/>Au d\u00c3\u00a9tour d&rsquo;une conversation entre hommes, un fils demande \u00c3\u00a0 son p\u00c3\u00a8re :<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dis papa les cigognes, les choux, la petite graine et tout le reste, c&rsquo;est d\u00c3\u00a9pass\u00c3\u00a9 pas vrai ?!?!  Il faut \u00c3\u00aatre moderne maintenant, alors dis-moi comment je suis r\u00c3\u00a9ellement n\u00c3\u00a9 ?<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00c3\u00a9s quelques secondes de r\u00c3\u00a9flexion, le p\u00c3\u00a8re regarde son fils dans les yeux et lui  dit :<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tr\u00c3\u00a9s bien, tu es maintenant en \u00c3\u00a2ge d&rsquo;entendre la v\u00c3\u00a9rit\u00c3\u00a9. Voici ce qu&rsquo;il faut que tu saches :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> Papa et maman se sont <em>\u00ab\u00a0copi\u00c3\u00a9s-coll\u00c3\u00a9s\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> dans un chat sur MSN.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Papa a donn\u00c3\u00a9 un rencard par <em>\u00ab\u00a0E-mail\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> \u00c3\u00a0 ta maman et ils se sont retrouv\u00c3\u00a9s dans les toilettes d&rsquo;un cybercaf\u00c3\u00a9.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Ensuite ta maman a fait quelques \u00ab\u00a0<em>Downloads du M\u00c3\u00a9mory stick<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb de ton papa.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Lorsque papa fut pr\u00c3\u00aat pour le <em>\u00ab\u00a0T\u00c3\u00a9l\u00c3\u00a9chargement\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, ils se sont aper\u00c3\u00a7u que dans la pr\u00c3\u00a9cipitation ils avaient oubli\u00c3\u00a9 de mettre <em>\u00ab\u00a0un Firewall\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comme c&rsquo;\u00c3\u00a9tait trop tard pur faire <em>\u00ab\u00a0Delete\u00a0\u00bb,<\/em> neuf mois plus tard le satan\u00c3\u00a9 <em>\u00ab\u00a0Virus\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> apparaissait&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Vous en avez dans le m\u00c3\u00aame style, n&rsquo;h\u00c3\u00a9sitez pas !<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un peu d&rsquo;humour (peut-\u00c3\u00aatre r\u00c3\u00a9chauff\u00c3\u00a9 pour certains) en cette p\u00c3\u00a9riode morose ! ***************** Au d\u00c3\u00a9tour d&rsquo;une conversation entre hommes, un fils demande \u00c3\u00a0 son p\u00c3\u00a8re : &#8211; Dis papa les cigognes, les choux, la&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mes-contributions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":709,"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions\/709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guy.pastre.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}